Rock Bottom

Sometimes clicking pause during 'The Simpsons' can prove to be an enlightening experience. Here are some important life lessons provided by a Simpsonized version of 'Hard Copy'. (Remember that show? Those were simpler times.)
"Rock Bottom" corrections list:
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
- The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
- The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
- Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
- Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
- Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
- The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
- Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
- Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
- Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
- Everything is 10% fruit juice.
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
... BTW if you can name the episode that this appeared on (w/o googling) you win 5 interwebz.